BitchShirt

Upload a friend's photo.
Tell us what to roast.
We do the rest.

$29.99 · AI-generated · One-of-a-kind

↓ How it works

3 clicks. 1 roast. 0 regrets.

1 📸

Upload the photo

Drop in a photo of your target. Your friend, your coworker, your ex. No judgment.

2 🔥

Give the brief

Tell us what's funny about them. Their quirks, their fails, their obsessions. We turn it into art.

3 👕

Total surprise

The AI generates a unique design. You don't choose it, you don't edit it. That's the whole point. Printed & shipped.

The best gift is the one nobody asked for.

BitchShirt. Because your friends deserve it.

Step 1 of 4
Upload the victim's photo
📸
Drag & drop or click to upload
JPG, PNG · Max 10MB
Preview
Change photo
Skip photo → text-only roast
Step 2 of 4
What should we roast?
Always late to everything Thinks they're a DJ Still talks about high school Reply-all enthusiast Gym selfie addict
Step 3 of 4
Pick a vibe
✓
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Savage Cartoon

Bold colors, big text, maximum energy. Like a slap in font form.

✓
🖤

Minimalist Burn

Clean, elegant, deadly. The roast that whispers.

✓
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Pop Art Roast

Warhol meets roast battle. Bold, retro, LOUD.

✓
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Meme Lord

Internet culture energy. Impact font. Pure dank.

Analyzing your victim...
This takes 10-20 seconds. Worth the wait.
Your design is ready
Here's the damage 👀
Preview mockup · Actual print may vary slightly

Last step
Ship this roast
$29.99
  • Unique AI-generated roast design
  • Premium quality t-shirt
  • Printed & shipped to your door
  • 100% guaranteed laughs
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Roast Confirmed!

Your one-of-a-kind roast t-shirt is being prepared. We'll send order updates to your email.

Someone's about to have the best (worst?) day ever.